if you’re a girl and you dont randomly touch ur boobs then you’re lying
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- quality blog: libra, capricorn, sagittarius, taurus, aquarius
- shitposter: aries, gemini, cancer, leo, virgo, scorpio
- quality shitposter: pisces
why i like girls
- soft hair
- soft skin
- general softness
- boobs
- i can share clothes with my girlfriend
- lol
- they look cute when they sleep
- they are good cuddlers
- and when you cuddle your bodies fit perfectly together
- the way they kiss
- they always smell nice
- i can play with her hair
- they write the best love letters
- they tend to be more understanding
- their eyes
- their curves
- yep
- dsjdslkajdlks
- i just love girls
- bye
Some of you have never gotten all your books confiscated by your third grade teacher because you were reading them under your desk in math class and it shows
I got Terry Pratchett’s Small Gods taken off me by the religion teacher when I was sixteen… keep at it past year 3, kids.
I had this one anal teacher that wouldnt give me back the book unless one of my parents came and got it
I have to pee, can somebody show me to the toilet?
sure *opens mouth*
*puts a gun in your mouth and pulls the trigger* anybody else?
Sexist fans: this female character SUCKS
girl fans: tell me how without being sexist
Sexist fans: uh uh SUCK MY DICK WHORE